Hell's Kitchen Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'Of course I've burnt your dinner. You're in hell!'

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Beauty and the Baste

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The First Steak.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Staycation Photos

Thank you for the wedding present.

"It's fondue night!"

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'