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'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'Of course I've burnt your dinner. You're in hell!'

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Beauty and the Baste

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

The First Steak.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"It's fondue night!"

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Staycation Photos

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'