Sinfully Good Cook Pillows

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Origins of Everything

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Amy Sedaris

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Noodle exchange program.

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Impossicle.

MasterWitch