Sinfully Good Cook T-Shirts

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Origins of Everything

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Amy Sedaris

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

Noodle exchange program.

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'I love pretentious pasta!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

MasterWitch

Impossicle.