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Devil in the Oven

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Lobster potion.

Devil cello

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"Hog Hell"

MasterWitch

Impossicle.

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!

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