Egg Production Gifts

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."