Egg Production Gifts

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

'Superstock'

WHACK!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Hurray! I just got born!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Easter Egg Delivery

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.