Egg Master Gifts

'My parents are separated.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Pope Benedict at Easter

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Gymnastics.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

Police Lineup

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

EASTER 2020

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

Which came first: The Easter Egg or the Easter Bunny?

"I'm in."

Happy Easter