Egg Master Gifts

'My parents are separated.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Now do you believe me?'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Pope Benedict at Easter

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Gymnastics.

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

EASTER 2020

Happy Easter

"I'm in."

Which came first: The Easter Egg or the Easter Bunny?

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"