Effort Evaluator Pillows

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'I received matching offers.'

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

Womens dressing rooms.

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Everyone thinks they can do it

'You say here you're a people person.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'Some mentor you turned you turned out to be.'

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

I tried to make ends meet but I'm a poor judge of distance. Due now. Bill. Bill. Due. Due now.

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

'Simms might be overextending himself.'