Outfit Evaluator Pillows

Womens dressing rooms.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Wearing all black

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Matching Outfits

Fashionista

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Romance in Yellow

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"I can't believe school starts next week."

Good Luck

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."