Outfit Analyst Pillows

'Darling! You're not wearing a skirt...'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Wearing all black

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Matching Outfits

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Womens dressing rooms.

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Good Luck

Missing socks squad.

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."