Effort Evaluator Prints

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I received matching offers.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

Womens dressing rooms.

Everyone thinks they can do it

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'Some mentor you turned you turned out to be.'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Is this book a true story or is it true it's a story?"

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

'There's so much choice these days.'

'Simms might be overextending himself.'