Experience Evaluator Prints

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Travel changed me."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

Sex Score

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'

"It all began with trying to measure project outcomes."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

'Some mentor you turned you turned out to be.'

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

'Your new boyfriend has potential, needs some omprovement. Overlooks a few things.' 'My husband is an estate agent.'

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'