Experience Collector Prints

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

"Well, now we've seen it."

"I thought it would go higher."

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Travel changed me."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A sign on the school of hard knocks says firmly knock before entering.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"Why don't we see you anymore around town!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

We learn by doing

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Who's Dead

Odd Spas

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

The party, after you left