Educational Quirk Explorer Gifts

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Al."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

Polar bear bowling alley

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

The first transatlantic communication.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Benjamin Franklin

Exam Room.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Board? Weed a book.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Unnatural History Museum

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'