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"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Al."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

The Fall from Pisa

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Benjamin Franklin

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Board? Weed a book.

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Exam Room.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'