Quirky Tradition Explorer Gifts

Alphorn

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The Running of the Brie

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

Lowbrow Lolita

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Unnatural History Museum

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Tandem cyclists

Distilled Elephant

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Snakeboarding.

Santa's elevator

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'