Education Patron Gifts

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Books on running a successful school,

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

No room to hang his diploma.

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Parents teacher conference.

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Start of the school year

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

"Class, can anyone name a Hispanic hero who used non-violent methods to win better working conditions for farmers nationwide?"

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"If a teacher makes $40,000 a year, and her mortgage is $2200 a month...."

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Best Dream Ever