Education Patron Pillows

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Books on running a successful school,

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

No room to hang his diploma.

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Start of the school year

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"If a teacher makes $40,000 a year, and her mortgage is $2200 a month...."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Best Dream Ever

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."