Education Fan Pillows

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Best Dream Ever

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'Many of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's not my fault, miss, your chalk doesn't have spell-check."

Karl Marks

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."