Modern Education Fan Pillows

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"We really need to up our game."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

Graduation at the executioner's school

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

'Instead of giving you an apple, I thought a Droid might not be recalled.'

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

Best Dream Ever

'Your punishment is to cut and paste ‘I will not misbehave in class' 500 times on your tablet.'

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Karl Marks

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'That's pretty sneaky. You agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

"My biometrics authentication just told me I needed a shave."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Many of you won't know what this is. It's a blackboard.'