Early Education Fan Pillows

'That's pretty sneaky. You agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Lessons in Prehistory.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Yummy Mummies

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Children's education

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Graduation Speech.