Early Childhood Education Fan Pillows

"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

First Word

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

(Preschool for Dummies)

Right little madam.

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'