Early Childhood Education Fan Gifts

"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Interior design trends for parents....

Pool attached to child's bed.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

First Word

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Right little madam.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."