Education Embarker Pillows

'Especially if it's a teacher's red pen.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Fuzzy Math.

Congratulations!

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Studying friction is a real drag."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

School of Ology.