Edu-tweeter Pillows

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

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"Our goal, boys and girls, is to learn as much about our brains as the on-line retailers know."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"#skydiving"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

The twittering president.