Editorial Fan Gifts

"If I may indulge in a bit of hyperbole, Jensen, this report of yours is good."

World News.

Suicide

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dating an English Major

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Moby Dick

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Sick Building Syndrome

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Ask A Silly Question.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Book vs technology

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Eugene Ionesco