Edible Anxiety Pillows

"Please don't kill me."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Ninja bread men"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Concern Chart

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Horses are nervous animals. . .