Edibles Pillows

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Soup of the month.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

View to the Future

"Ninja bread men"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."