Edible Anxiety Prints

"Please don't kill me."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Ninja bread men"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Ice Cream Flavors

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Concern Chart

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"