Edible Anxiety T-Shirts

"Please don't kill me."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Ninja bread men"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Ice Cream Flavors

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Concern Chart

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"