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"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Children's Nursery

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Monster mobiles.'

Yummy Mummy

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!