Edgy Parents Pillows

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Children's Nursery

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Monster mobiles.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Yummy Mummy

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.