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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'