Eczema Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

Woman applying makeup

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'