Eczema Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

Woman applying makeup

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"