Economic Sustainability Gifts

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Allotment

But is it organic?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?