Economic Influencer Pillows

Giganti corp. - crushing the competition since 1947.

'To jump-start this economy, somebody is going to have to start shopping!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Counting dollars

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."