Economic Influencer T-Shirts

Giganti corp. - crushing the competition since 1947.

'To jump-start this economy, somebody is going to have to start shopping!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Changing Minds

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Creativity 2.0

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Counting dollars

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"