Financial Influencer Pillows

"Well now that you all have put in your 2p, I'd like to put in my 52%"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Changing Minds

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Creativity 2.0

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Counting dollars

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"