Economic Conference Gifts

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Inclusive speech

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

The interested bystanders.

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."