Economic Conference T-Shirts

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Inclusive speech

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

The interested bystanders.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'