Economic Commentariat Gifts

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Republican politics!

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Sir Patrick Moore.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Rebuilding the Economy.