Economic Commentariat T-Shirts

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Republican politics!

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Capitalism gone nuts!

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

Low standard of living

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'