Ecological Therapist Gifts

Ecological Therapy

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Couples' therapy

'Echo Tourism'

God's Subcontractors

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."