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Ecological Therapy

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'The circle is complete!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Postwar is hell."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Couples' therapy

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"