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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Golfing Accident

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Mad about Roses!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

Ornithologist

Ecological Therapy

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Man and bird

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'I'm working through some anger issues.'

Luther Burbank

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Office of Outdoor Education

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg."

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

Tree surgery.

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'