Nature Therapist T-Shirts

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

The Golfing Accident

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Ecological Therapy

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Tiger

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"Talk to you later, I'm going off-line for a while"

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

Topiary By Numbers

"I see growth."

Office of Outdoor Education

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."