Nature Therapist Mugs

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

The Golfing Accident

Ecological Therapy

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Tiger

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

"I see growth."

Office of Outdoor Education

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"Talk to you later, I'm going off-line for a while"

Topiary By Numbers

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."