Tiny Therapist Mugs

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Tabletop Theatre

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

Baby

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."