Mini Therapist Mugs

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"It failed the stress test."

A young positivist.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Junior doctor kits.

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'Reflexes normal.'